J.J. Collins

J.J Collins is a police patrolman working for the NYPD under the justdiction of Seargent Monreaux. He is the main subject of episode 2, "Bad Cop, But Cop". It is also known that he has A+ blood type.

Conflicts with Nigbone
Throughout the episode, Collins is subjected to severe and violent harrassment on the part of Detective Nigbone, originally thought to be because of Collins' supposed sexuality. In the end, however, it is revealed to be instead because of Collins' ignorance at last year's Christmas party, in which Nigbone had displayed a sock-puppet video titled "Detective Nigbone's Sock-Puppet Extravaganza." It is also discovered in the end of the episode the he has a bit of a crush on Nigbone.

Aliases
Throughout the series, Collins is addressed by a great many titles by Detective Nigbone, much to the comedic pleasure of the fans. These titles include:
 * ·           Queen Latifa
 * ·           Cocklick
 * ·           Penis humper
 * ·           Anal ninja
 * ·           Assfucker
 * ·           Fairy bitch
 * ·           Farah Faucet
 * ·           Cindy Jones
 * ·           Cindy Crawford
 * ·           Buttfinger
 * ·           Buttpussy
 * ·           The Snake Handler
 * ·           Princess Buttfuck
 * ·           Butt humper
 * ·           Ass pirate
 * ·           Gay boy
 * ·           Cum wizard
 * ·           Tattletale bitch
 * ·           Pretty pink pansy
 * ·           Man loving penis oven
 * ·           Butt hugger
 * ·           Fairy queen
 * ·           Princess

Insults
Additionally, some of the accusations that Collins has recived from Nigbone include:
 * ·           Sounding like he's got a dick in his throat "or something"
 * ·           His excuse making time before Nigbone's direction doesn't blow [...] jizz all over his pants
 * ·            Giving the toxicology report when it's done before he tickels his asshole with it
 * ·            Looking for a penis
 * ·            Looking up man porn
 * ·           Being at cuminmybooty.net
 * ·            Probably digging his face into a dude's cyber-ballsack
 * ·            His name      "J. J." being "fucking gay as shit"
 * ·            Handling snakes like a handjob
 * ·            "So gay"
 * ·            Something about tickling buttholes
 * ·            Ballsack licking
 * ·            Wanting to get his dick covered in mayo sauce
 * ·           Fucking the whole department
 * ·            Making a regular macedonian gangbang
 * ·            Keeping his stinky buttfingers away from Nigbone's [...] (inaudible)
 * ·            Securing the scene and not sucking any cock whilst doing it
 * ·            Fucking both him and Sargent Monreaux
 * ·           Getting a shot in the gut or a shot in the butt
 * ·            A princess getting shot and bleeding all over his pretty dress
 * ·            (     Inaudible impersonation containing the words "criminal" and "my pretty dress is [...] ruined")
 * ·           Crying and playing with his pussy
 * ·           A poor motherfucker
 * ·            Getting up and making "some gay ass latte" and talking on his cellular phone with his boyfriends
 * ·            Making a stupid-ass kissing face trying to talk about [...] (inaudible)