Detective Andrei Kasinski

Info
Kasinski was a new cop working in the New York area, he is presumed to be in his late thirties. In the first few episodes he was a patrolman but in the episode "Paging Doctor BitchFace" he was promoted to Detective and is assigned to be the partner of Detective Nigbone. Kasinski lived with his girlfriend Melanie, who has been mentioned a few times before her initial appearance in episode 8. Him and Nigbones first case together was the murder of a young girl who had been dismembered by the newest serial killer. Also in the episode "Paging doctor Bitchface" Kasinski is shot in the stomach and, according to Nigbone, now has to poop in a bag. Kasinski has appeared in every episode in the official series. As the series continues he becomes progressively more important to the main story, from a background character to Nigbone's best ally. Kasinski is also the first person in the series seen talking with Dr. Sullivan, they appear to have kept a very professional relationship though Kasinski seems to appear very nervous in her presence. He probably dislikes her due to her promiscuous nature and her attempts to seduce him. In Episode 10 he is shot by a mobster after being mistaken for Nigbone.

Relationship with Nigbone

Nigbone has shown often his general distaste for Kasinski, But in the episode "He found her" Nigbone says he had just started to like him but began to call him a giant pair of pussy lips when Kasinsky says he's rather put killer in jail as opposed to killing them because it's "the easy way out". Nigbone has also made fun of Kasinski's girlfriend. Nigbone has promised Kasinski in episode 7 that he would not fuck his mom. Despite all of this, they are actually good with each other. As a matter of fact, Kansinski is probably the closest thing to a friend that Nigbone has. Nigbone will mentor him in the works of being a detective (while throwing some serious shade). Nigbone also uses Kansinski as backup support when he breaks away from the police force to take matters into his own hands. Such examples include when Nigbone still solves the "Vampire Killer/Ass Tickla" against Monroux's orders, and has Kansinski support him to get his job back. After the Serial Killer kills Sylvia, he lets Kansinski in on the truth of the situation, and Kansisnki covers for him, despite it being considered a lost case.

Nicknames

 * Detective Poopy Pants